
My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it.
Koos Brandt
There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process.
Paul O'Neil
The two best times to fish is when it's rainin' and when it ain't.
Patrick F. McManus
Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths.
Jimmy D Moore
Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.
Anon.
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.
Mark Twain
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